Multiplerg.

Yaggashemage children of the nether-blog!

Y'know whats cooler than the coolest thing? One thousand simultaneous playing coolest things set to Moby! The problem? Imitators! Proving that multiplicity has uses outside of Trackmania: 3000 barrels in Crysis. I'm getting an X-men 3 deja vu. Patrick Stewart aside it is scientifically proven that things are made more awesome if there is more than one of them. Too many however and things become too much like water. With a thousand cars, there is a sheer ammount of things on screen at a time, which is cool, but when you crank it up to two thousand, it becomes so hard to distinguish single elements and everything simply looks like water flowing over a track. Which is getting close to reality, since water is made of lotsa tiny particles. With any large sample of whatever, you are bound to find an average pattern.

Oh gawd. On the topic of reality, I recently watched the three-part-finale-comeback-behind-the-scenes-spectacular-extravaganza of Red Dwarf. Rubbish. What a smegging way to ruin the series. In things that almost matter, it is part of my mission to find a copyright free creative commons band which will be able to supply me with a light, crisp motivational jingle of a thirty second length so I may use it in a non-profit small scale presentation promoting the use of brains. I call the campagin 'Plug it in and change the world'.