The First of a Series.

Greetings blog-children!

You may have guessed it. I am an old blog. The beard is obvious, yes? Back in my day, I was the talk of the interblag. Sadly, as I grew older, my content grew outdated and my page design unattractive. What was I to do? People stopped visiting me! All the meta tags on the world wide web couldn't restore my youthfull exuberance (side note: Is this what kids do for fun these days?).

And so, a new chapter (post) opens in blog-history. No more a collection of rants about who-knows-what and links to old Flickr albums. Wan't to know what I'm listening to? Too bad! This blog is gonna focus on important things like children's welfare and related digestive expulsion. Now I know all about about digg'n and whats-what with that entirely suspect delicious business!

This is my final (never) blog-work, to stay even when I have long since passed into the after-blog. It is my hope that one day the young bloggers will find me on Technorati (Not that I can find myself) and say 'Gee whiz! What a really super splendid blog he was, I sure do wish I could have been as ruggedly handsome as he. You don't see any his kind anymore.'

In a collection fourteen or something separate entries I will recall in detail my experiences with nature of blogging, these so-called bloggers and the very nature of blog-kind itself.

Eternally,

This Old Blog

EDIT: Whoa IMPOSTER alert!